And He Had Fun-Fun-Fun Till The Feds Took Their Humvee Away

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SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Tribune News Service) — A California man accused of leading police on a wild four-minute chase in a stolen military Humvee will spend 34 months in prison, federal officials say.

The 30-year-old Pomona resident stole the vehicle from a U.S. Army Reserve center in Upland, California, by cutting a padlock with bolt cutters, the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Central District of California said in a news release.

Police spotted the man driving the armored vehicle, equipped with a turret, shortly after the Nov. 9, 2020, theft, sparking a high-speed, four-minute chase, prosecutors said.

Guess they didn't fall for the old "I'm just taking it for a quick test-drive" story. 

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